wake up, ninjahead

remember that game you had, when you were young? you'd sneak up on your brother or sister as they snored and drooled in their sleep? remember the pure savage glee you felt as you yelled, "BOO!" at the top of your lungs into their ear. how they woke with a squeal and cried and wet their pants and told your parents, who grounded you for a week and a half?

well, you should never play that game with ninjas unless you're looking to be nailed to a wall.

remember: ninjas can't be zombies, because they're ninjas.