but, when they are not on a death-dealing mission, you can distract them with sugary candies. simply toss one in the ninja's general direction. she will immediately slice it in two and, swifter than the proverbial fly, she will snap both pieces between her teeth and gleefully rend the helpless pieces into smaller pieces which she will swallow with no outward sign of satisfaction.
but the fact that you survive tossing anything at her is a sure sign of her hopeless love of candies.
although, hearing the eerie sound of her voice growling, "give me more candy, or i will autopsy you," might not be the most rewarding experience of your life.
remember: ninjas don't like ballroom dancing unless they can massacre everyone first.
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