ninjas are merciless

ninjas show no mercy. they can kill anything that moves, even fluffy bunnies.

they are known to ignore pleas for mercy, offers of gold, and even promises of m&ms! they are swift, and deadly in their precision.

plead all you like, the won't listen.

they'll just slice open your belly and steal the m&ms off your corpse.

remember: ninjas have no sense of humour. they don't even laugh when they see monty python movies.