three simple facts about ninjas

1) ninjas have swords. don't mess with ninjas. they can cut you up into so many pieces even a champion jigsaw-putter-back-togetherer couldn't put you back together again, humpty dumpty.

2) ninjas think everything is a weapon. don't let them run off with your curry, your spoons, or your teddy bear. especially not all three at once.

3) no self-respecting ninja would be caught dead at a britney concert.

remember: ninjas have cool names, like black ninja, red ninja, or white ninja. green ninja is not a cool ninja name, but i like it anyway.