ninja power tools

sometimes you have to be the handyman about the house. maybe a small plumbing job. perhaps a bit of gardening, or a spot of computer-fiddling. in any case, it's not a good idea to ask the ninja to help by, maybe, handing you the tools.

she might think the screwdriver should be thrown at your eyes - just to test its weight, of course. afterall, she never knows when she might need to jackie-chan a group of enemy ninjas and she'd only have a screwdriver and a fistful of nails.

remember: ninjas love punk music. it helps them to get into character. there's rumours that sid vicious is still alive and coaching ninjas in the famous art of bass-in face fu, said to be an ancient chinese martial art which ninjas are quickly finding quite handy to use in shopping malls.