Monday, January 10, 2005

ninja sports

ninjas don't understand sports.

they understand the bit where players are given a variety of weapons in the form of bats and balls, but they don't understand the bit where they don't try to kill each other with them.

as a result, attempting to watch the cricket on tv when your ninja is around is probably not the wisest move you ever make.

"he's out? what do you mean, out? he's still able to walk!"


remember: ninjas are allergic to cheerleaders. you will be too, when you live with ninjas. or you'll be killed.

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