ninja interests

it's not widely appreciated, but ninjas have many hobbies and interests. in fact, their recreational activities are highly regarded as the weirdest in the known universe. many involve shiny sharp toys and unwilling skin, but some might involve thick rope or barbed wire.

it is also widely known that sharing hobbies and interests with ninjas is not a sensible way to avoid lengthy prison terms.

remember: YOU might think fluffy bunnies are harmless, but ninjas don't.