have ninja will travel

ninjas can't stay in one place for very long, or they get restless.

to start with, their job requires constant travelling from place to place, assassinating, spying, and generally doing ninja-type spooky stuff.

when ninjas travel, they travel in disguise. this one time, my ninja travelled in a donald duck costume. a couple of kids rushed her at the airport, screaming, "donald! donald!"

they wouldn't leave her alone as we tried to collect our baggage.

"i'm in disguise," she hissed. "go away! i'm not donald!"

"donald!" they cried.

so she cut them up with her ninja sword.

remember: never judge a ninja by her outfit.