Saturday, January 01, 2005

ninja sees homepage - is dubious

today, my ninja saw my homepage.

she raised her eyebrow and wondered what i was doing. she pointed out that ninjas are usually black, not pink.

i'm shocked. i thought pink was a more frightening colour.

i think, if ninjas really want to scare people, they should wear pink. i mean, if i were coming home late at night, and a pink-clad ninja slipped out of the shadows, i'd be frightened.

i told her i made the page because i love her. that made her scowl happily again, but i think she's a bit worried about it.

i promised i would not reveal any of her ninja secrets. like where she keeps her little throwing stars.


remember: ninjas never play with little children. not unless they need something to practice shooting their poisonous blowdarts at.

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