Saturday, January 22, 2005

ninja food

ninja eat all kinds of stuff.

they're fond of rice, and like it served with just about anything. as part of their daily self-defence practice, they often dose their food with any number of poisons to build immunities which can blunt any enemy ninja attacks with such sticky liquids designed to unbalance and even kill!

ninja are very proud of their cooking expertise, and can disguise the flavour of even the strongest poisons with a variety of subtle herbs and spices. in fact, they're often employed by fast food chains to do just that.


remember: ninjas don't play dominoes with anyone who hasn't got a black belt in domi no fu.

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