Saturday, January 15, 2005

ninja disguises

ninja are masters of disguise.

sometimes, you will never know a ninja you know even if they were standing in front of you. they could be anyone. that guy on the corner. that dude over there. or, even, that one with the funny hat.

mostly you can recognise them by the sword on their back, though.

it is best to remember, though, that ninja are very sensitive about their disguises, so you should never point out that they look very conspicuous in that black overcoat and crazy 50s-style hat.

finally, when a ninja says, "how do i look?" it is not a time for honesty.

"wow! who are you?" is an acceptable reply.


remember: when ninjas fight, the ninja who has no ninja pals will always win. for this reason, the best ninjas all fight solo.

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