living with ninjas

living with ninjas can be an incredibly dangerous, and often fatal, choice of lifestyle. however, it can also be rewarding, too. (anyone who knows of any true rewards can email me to let me know.)

to help you survive your time spent with ninjas, i have collected and will collect, lessons, examples, guides, and moments of singular wit and wisdom which i hope will extend your life expectancy by some small degree.

remember: ninjas never laugh. not even when someone they don't like slips on banana peel.