Sunday, March 13, 2005

ninja channel surfing

ninjas love remote controls.

they love flipping channels, often with a variety of loud grunts and squeals.

"die, oprah, die!" as she stabs the buttons on the remote.

i hid the remote, once.

so my ninja changed the channels with ninja stars instead. my tv has many holes in it.


remember: about the only trick ninjas will perform in public is slicing up your nose with corn chips when you ask them to perform tricks in public for your friends.

5 comments:

Ray G said...

Ahha!

What sort of rat bastard would write about ninjas!

Not what i needed to stumble accross at 2:30am on a monday morning.

Strange vibes indeed.

Anonymous said...

creepy, could I ask if you are doing this all yourself or do you have a special website person creating all this for you? If it's you, I say wow and good job. Maybe you can give me some tips on my surf videos site if you have time. I don't know if you're interested in surf videos stuff, but it's 'the place' to go for that. Well, just though I'd drop by and say "YOU'RE AWESOME!!" and that you have a nice blog.

Seeeee ya later.

Anonymous said...

Hey creepy...
Somehow I landed on your blog when scowering the net for surf dvd related information, and your post 'ninja channel surfing' grabbed me so I stopped to read. Now I'm glad I found you because I'm trying to improve my site about surf dvd (don't blush :) and your blog here gave me some excellent ideas. creepy you are a quality blogger and I'm learning some good stuff by being here.

Keep your rhythm and good content flowin ~ and good job creepy.

Anonymous said...

Hey creepy...
Somehow I landed on your blog when scowering the net for surfing dvds related information, and your post 'ninja channel surfing' grabbed me so I stopped to read. Now I'm glad I found you because I'm trying to improve my site about surfing dvds (don't blush :) and your blog here gave me some excellent ideas. creepy you are a quality blogger and I'm learning some good stuff by being here.

Keep your rhythm and good content flowin ~ and good job creepy.

Anonymous said...

creepy, I am truly impressed and glad I found your blog. I'm in Alaska right now of all places, and I was lucky enough to find an internet connection on this horrifying trip to see the grandparents. Landing on your blog was just what I needed. It warmed me up with it's curious topic, helped me escape the family madness, and gave me some great ideas for my surfing video website. If you have time I could use some tips from a pro on my surfing video site, but no pressure.

Thanks for the relief... :)