ninja roach fu

ninjas are often unforgiving when it comes to insects. especially large creepy ones with many legs and hard crunchy armour shells.

an unsupecting cockroach crawling up a door can find itself the sudden victim of a ninja's ruthless roach fu technique.

this often involves a foot, a kiai, and a horrible squishy sound followed closely by a grunt and a demand i clean the door of another awful smear.

around ninja, there are many smears.

remember: a ninja does NOT have a flabby bottom.